do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
21 Days ‘til Christmas: The Santa Clause (1994)Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney, into a strange house, in my underwear?
if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence
ok.. can we just talk about the fake that she just has a liter bottle of coke next to her..
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD